Bob the rock says hi

How do you tell someone you care about that they really bug the daylights out of you? Tactfully. Unfortunately, people tend to get offended when you tell that that they drive you bananas...and you aren't a monkey. Maybe I should get a pet rock. A pet rock is nice because it doesn't eat much and rarely runs away. Occasionally they need a bath but that's O.K. Bob the rock says hi. Bob eats very little. You just have to pet him a little to make him feel wanted. Bob the rock is a very loyal creature, except when there are girl-rocks around. Then he really starts to rock and roll.